The High Jimmie Story
It’s amazing how a harmless random thought can grow into a business overnight. It didn't take long for the next big idea to start growing. And it's a lot easier to rise in glory (or go down in flames) with a partner. See the picture of the girl to the left? That’s my kid sister and partner, Mary. She’s got boundless energy, and complete faith in whatever leaves her mouth is 100% true…which it usually is. She also carries a shovel should there be a need to bury the evidence…or a body. Even more surprising is that I have possibly become the voice of reason, and sometimes the crash test dummy.
Owning a company is not just long lunches and corporate parties. It takes a lot of work and brainpower to be successful. We needed another brain, attached to a person with serious skills. We needed Cyndy. She’s helped us from the beginning of our harmless random thoughts and she’s the perfect fit as a partner.
Our product line is made at our secure location on the moon (Moon, Wisconsin). Everything is shipped from the moon to our massive fulfillment center exclusively by Planet Express™. They're usually on time and about 75% of our products arrive in one piece. At least they try which is better than FedEx.
It’s always better to ask forgiveness than permission so, we openly apologize to the fine people of Planet Express and Futurama. You should think of this as free advertising instead of copyright infringement.
